12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres......

[el-nicko]

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio


1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this
morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the
Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before
each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if
you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did
HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot
sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve
Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during
BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's
only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the
Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

[Twinspark]

Yet you missed one of the best.

'The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey.' - Brian Johnston.

Although it's oft debated that he actually said it.

But he did have others.

'There's Neil Harvey standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle.'

And then there was the famous incident where he and Agnew lost it completely when Agnew famously said:

'Ian Botham was out there because he failed to get his leg over.'

[Dickl]

Our lady vicar proudly announced in church today that her husband had given her a sausage this morning!!