Chicken

[soggybottoms]

The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.

One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c*ck was missing.

He knew about the c*ck fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a c*ck?"


All the men stood up.

"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c*ck?"


All the women stood up.

"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c*ck that doesn't belong to them?"


Half the women stood up.

"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY c*ck?"


Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up

[Man-of-Mystery]

(oh good grief, Charlie Brown!)