Duck in the Pub

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soggybottoms
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Duck in the Pub

Post by soggybottoms »

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fcuking bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fcuking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fcuking beak to the bar you irritating bas-trad bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?


I'll get me coat................. :oops:
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Blackal
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Post by Blackal »

Like it :D
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
:?
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