Rantin Rovin Philip

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Rantin Rovin Philip

Postby boxerscott » Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:49 pm

So guys, none of us are spring chicks , there`s more behind than in front but are you wondering like me why this clown prince of ours who has nearly killed three people has not been cautioned , has been allowed out in public on his own despite us paying round the clock to supervise and care for the fucukin idiot and why on earth the local authority can suddenly convene a meeting to agree that the junction is susceptible to imbecilic Royals causing death and therefore average speed cameras should be fitted to tax the rest of us for his selfish idiotic behaviour. There is no fool like an old fool.

aAAaarrgghh!
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Re: Rantin Rovin Philip

Postby Beamer Down under » Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:59 pm

The Greek salad got a few servings left in him. Ticking :bom:

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Re: Rantin Rovin Philip

Postby slparry » Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:54 am

His Missus owns the roads and merely allows us minions access to them, the other car occupants are lucky they're not in the tower for not being psychic enough to avoid the Prince, to be honest they should have stopped and been tucking forelocks :D
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Re: Rantin Rovin Philip

Postby SP250 » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:00 am

Chris
Just be thankful that there is someone showing the way forward for the rest of us old minions - so that we can go one better and emulate Len Vale - Onslow MBE on two wheels instead of four at that age.
He was still riding at 102 and rode down Pall Mall at age 100 for the cameras to buck house, probably for tea and bickies with Liz. :D
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Re: Rantin Rovin Philip

Postby bikemad99 » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:42 am

I recall hearing about some idiot crashing his works van on a straight bit of road,whatever happened to him. :oops:
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Re: Rantin Rovin Philip

Postby boxerscott » Sun Jan 20, 2019 1:41 pm

bikemad99 wrote:I recall hearing about some idiot crashing his works van on a straight bit of road,whatever happened to him. :oops:
He never absconded from his carers, he did not crash into anyone else and was not photographed 48 hours afterwards still disregarding the law.

He never got a brand new top of range vehicle supplied to him immediately afterwards either! :twisted:

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Re: Rantin Rovin Philip

Postby Blackal » Sun Jan 20, 2019 3:11 pm

bikemad99 wrote:I recall hearing about some idiot crashing his works van on a straight bit of road,whatever happened to him. :oops:



I wrote, and re-wrote several drafts to the same effect, including an album sleeve from “Asleep at the wheel”........ but binned them..........


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Re: Rantin Rovin Philip

Postby Luke2184 » Sun Jan 20, 2019 5:06 pm

It’s because members of the crown cannot be prosecuted. It’s the same for some foreign royals & diplomats.

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Re: Rantin Rovin Philip

Postby slparry » Sun Jan 20, 2019 5:38 pm

bikemad99 wrote:I recall hearing about some idiot crashing his works van on a straight bit of road,whatever happened to him. :oops:


<keyboard - red wine interface> genuine LOL Reg .... well batted that man :D
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