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I suffer from dyslexia, which of course means that when I write to say that I have dyslexia what I mean to write is that I have (wait for it....), "sex daily ".

Yes, please but with a narrower front wheel. Wonder what the P & P is from Thailand?

"Lifestyle" products -EEK!! Prices - double EEK!! According to my missus I can say things like that now I'm a grumpy OAP!

"I'll pass it on...." does this mean humans can catch it??!! EEEK

I have now sold the bike. Feeling a bit sorry to know that for the first time in many years there wont be a boxer in the garage!

I have reluctantly decided/agreed (!) to sell my 1100S. I have just bought a fourth bike and one had to go. The bike was first registered 14 Dec 1998 & has 42k miles up. It was MOT'd this am with an advisory re a front fork seal (it has had the same advisory for the last 3 years & does not s...

The world is full of coincidences - I live in Warwickshire and in 12 days (and counting!!) I shall be off to NZ and then Tasmania!

Thank you very much....just found my joke for the pub Christmas lunch!!

How fast does the earth go when travelling round the sun? Or doesn't that count?

I've always fancied a big twin - two stroke or four I don't mind!

Our lady vicar proudly announced in church today that her husband had given her a sausage this morning!!

Oh bums!

I can do number three!

To paraphrase Dick Emery (who rode a BMW - apparently he liked a throbbing,vibrating twin between his legs) "You are aweful, but I like your sense of humour!"

"Faulty bike" you say, how very dare you sir!