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Just a thought but...
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:11 am
by JamesL
These new Volvos with the proximity devices; if you roar up behind one, will it automatically go faster?
James
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:16 am
by gus
If your in a challeger tank or juggernaut then yes.If your in a normal car it will apply the brakes.If your on a bike it will slam on the brakes,drop into reverse and run you over.
ITS A VOLVO FOR CHRISTSAKES!
gus
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:17 am
by box-doctor
I'm sure that the name Volvo is actually a misprint - I'm sure it should read Vulva - because they are driven by c_unts....
Regards from the chubby one - Neil.
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:27 pm
by gus
As i,ve just passed my driving test and i am now a family man,the mini cooper is going and i,m going to repalce it with a volvo V40 estate.I reckon having a biker at the wheel may make it behave itself in the proximity of bikes.Motorbikes that is,pushbikes are still fair game in my opinion.

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gus
ps driving one wont make me into a C.I,ve been a twat for years!
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:55 pm
by box-doctor
gus wrote:As i,ve just passed my driving test and i am now a family man,the mini cooper is going and i,m going to repalce it with a volvo V40 estate.I reckon having a biker at the wheel may make it behave itself in the proximity of bikes.Motorbikes that is,pushbikes are still fair game in my opinion.

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gus
ps driving one wont make me into a C.I,ve been a twat for years!
Me too - twat that is, not a Volvo driver.