Just a thought but...

JamesL · Post by **JamesL** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:11 am

These new Volvos with the proximity devices; if you roar up behind one, will it automatically go faster?

James

gus · Post by **gus** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:16 am

If your in a challeger tank or juggernaut then yes.If your in a normal car it will apply the brakes.If your on a bike it will slam on the brakes,drop into reverse and run you over.
ITS A VOLVO FOR CHRISTSAKES!

gus

box-doctor · Post by **box-doctor** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:17 am

I'm sure that the name Volvo is actually a misprint - I'm sure it should read Vulva - because they are driven by c_unts....

Regards from the chubby one - Neil.

gus · Post by **gus** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:27 pm

As i,ve just passed my driving test and i am now a family man,the mini cooper is going and i,m going to repalce it with a volvo V40 estate.I reckon having a biker at the wheel may make it behave itself in the proximity of bikes.Motorbikes that is,pushbikes are still fair game in my opinion.

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gus
ps driving one wont make me into a C.I,ve been a twat for years!

box-doctor · Post by **box-doctor** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:55 pm

gus wrote:As i,ve just passed my driving test and i am now a family man,the mini cooper is going and i,m going to repalce it with a volvo V40 estate.I reckon having a biker at the wheel may make it behave itself in the proximity of bikes.Motorbikes that is,pushbikes are still fair game in my opinion. .
gus
ps driving one wont make me into a C.I,ve been a twat for years!

Me too - twat that is, not a Volvo driver.