Her 40th!

[oyster]

I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday.
"I'd love to be eight again" she replied

On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:

* The Death Slide

* The Wall of Fear

* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Disney, a hot dog,
popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"

[Al]

quality, reinforces the belief that we come from different planets.