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A man has been tasered following a fight over toilet paper at a Big W store in Tamworth, New South Wales.
It’s believed police were called after a fight broke out in the store, where a staff member and a customer were assaulted.
Police have confirmed the incident happened in the toilet paper aisle. The 50-year-old man was tasered and has been arrested.

Six police officers rushed to the scene at Westfield Parramatta after one of the supermarket workers reported that a customer was carrying a knife.

According to police, no one was injured and a woman was being spoken to by investigators.

A witness told the Daily Mail Australia: "There was a fight over toilet paper – you could hear a commotion coming from down the end aisle.

"There was a knife pulled and the people started running around. It was all over in a few moments, security were here and police came and talked to a woman."
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Mitch1100 wrote:Is this happening in UK??


A witness told the Daily Mail Australia: you could hear a commotion coming from down the end aisle.


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Not sure if we have bowel towel rage on here but i`m gonna go out and stock up before some idiot starts panic buying.

Too late Chris. it's started!! I have to have a Police escort for tonights delivery. The wagon has been painted plain white to disguise the load. The pay rise which now incorporates danger money is most welcome

Aye, the IDIOT panic buyers are obviously shittin themselves
More people died on the UK roads yesterday than have died of the Mexican beer flu so far, last old boy was 80-years of age with other health problems.
How much longer before we see the same IDIOTS queuing at petrol stations?

One good thing about global warming is that spring comes early... So here's hoping for a glut of dock leaves.
There's a reason bears shit in the woods.

If you are a person/couple/family who have a pack of 4 rolls left when shopping at the end of the week, and there is a run on bog roll...........

What are you going to do? Carry on as normal, or think “hang on - there might be shag-all in the stores next week” - and buy 3wks worth just to make sure.

Okay for ‘cultures’ who wipe their arses with their fingers, though .................

I went to check my stock of painkillers etc, and found that the only things I had heaps of, were:

Imodium & Gaviscon.

At least I will be okay on a 100% curry diet............

Blackal wrote:If you are a person/couple/family who have a pack of 4 rolls left when shopping at the end of the week, and there is a run on bog roll………

This Al was our position this weekend when we went shopping, had completely run out of the stuff, I almost felt guilty walking around CO-OP with a 24 pack, but then I thought fuckit I’d rather have these than use my left hand

No shortages where we are, currently tootling round Sri Lanka on a 650 Honda, no Coronavirus, nice and warm, nice curries, plenty of loo roll for the hot ones!!, some pretty good ( and bad) roads, so good move to get a last minute getaway, just hope our house/dog sitter survives the panic at home, at least she is a veggie so the cats and dogs are safe. Stay safe in the supermarkets!!!

Al.

Gentlemen , if you are bereft of Bum Wad then this may be a helpful suggestion for a damn good " deep clean".

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Chris