Glass Coffins

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The Teutonic Tangerine
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Glass Coffins

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When asked if the Co-op funeral service was intending using glass coffins a spokesman said.............................








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Re: Glass Coffins

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For her birthday, my wife asked or a spa day...........

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When I give it to her - I’ll tell her it’s pronounced..... “spade”
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
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