Its a Laserline 860.
You can rock the bike, shake the bike, do anything you like to it and the alarm does not sound at all.
The only time the alarm goes off is when your going for a ride. You put the ignition on and you get 10 seconds to deactivate the alarm.
You do that by pressing either of the 2 buttons on the remote fob.
Quiet often this frantic button pressing does nothing and the very loud alarm activates and you are left sitting on the bike still pressing these stupid bloody buttons looking like a proper idiot, with everybody now looking at you

So the winter project is to remove it. I have in the past removed a datatool alarm I had on my blade successfully, but thats cos i fitted it.
(The datatool alarm fitter had broken his arm so he stood behind me telling me what to do) Got £50 quid discount for that. It was enjoyable too.
Hope this pile of shit is done in the same way. Only difference being I dont know where any of the wiring has been absorbed by the loom, or indeed where the alarm itself is.
But enough is enough it has to come off!!!!!!!!
I feel better for sharing that, thanks people.........