rabbits

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Two rabbits escape from a research laboratory and find themselves in a field full of carrots,

The rabbits cannot believe their luck and they begin eating until they fall asleep.

The next day the young rabbit says to the old rabbit " I think it's time to head back to the lab".

The old rabbit suggests they see what's in the next field,

They find an entire field of cabbages and begin eating.

The next day the young rabbit asks to go back to the lab, The old rabbit suggests seeing what is in the other field and once they crawl under the fence they find an entire field full of female rabbits.

After an entire day of f*cking everything in sight the next day the old rabbit turns to the young rabbit and says " I think its time to head back to the lab"

The young rabbit asks "Why the hell would you want to go back to the lab we have two fields full of vegetables and the other is filled with female rabbits what more could you want?!"

The older rabbit replies,


"I'm dying for a fag."