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Blackal
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Personnel Department

Postby Blackal » Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:02 am

Sarah, in the personnel department - received an email requesting a listing of the department staff broken down by age and sex.

She sent this reply...
"Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one broken down by age or sex. However, we do have a few alcoholics."

Al :D
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works ..... :?
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Postby Blackal » Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:33 am

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, "First offender?"
She replied, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"

(she was given a standing ovation :oops: )
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works ..... :?
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Postby dave the german » Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:34 pm

Blackal wrote:A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, "First offender?"
She replied, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"

(she was given a standing ovation :oops: )


Was it plugged in and turned up? If so it might have been a Lowden
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