The Urine Sample:

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The Urine Sample:

Postby Blackal » Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:59 am

The Urine Sample:


I once got pneumonia and landed in the hospital.
There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,

" and how are we doing this morning?"


Or.... "are we ready for a bath?"


Or... "are we hungry?"


I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.

So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,


"My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today."


At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying,

"well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!"





The nurse fainted... I just smiled!
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
:?

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