Dinner Date

[ianbcr]

A man & a woman were having a quiet romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other & holding hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair & under the table- but the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair & out of sight under the table.
Still , the man stared ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque & worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table &, tactfully, began by saying to the man, "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
The man calmly looked up at her & said, "No, she didn't. She just walked in."

[Dog Tyred]