I'm fed up of washing the bike! Even the day after a wash, the trip to work and back coats it with so much brown crap the hose pipe can't shift it without some kind of bike cleaner.
I've always left the bike to cool, then sprayed down with cold water before putting it away in the garage, which usually gets most/all the sludge off, but this winter it just doesn't seem to want to come off...
I've had to free the front brake calipers off twice since xmas (both days after I've put the bike away without a spray down).
Just had a nice wrestle with the exhaust clamp on the end can too, which was rotted solid.

Anyone know what's in it? It's obviously not just rock salt anymore...