Rate your garage (the ultimate competition).

[peter f]

I have a great (??) idea (?): rate you garage (past and/or present) using as few words as possible. Mix facts, figures, hype, acid humor, frustration, rage, expectations, sarcasm, cynicism … stir … serve … cheers.

We can make a competition out of this. The winner takes it all: the girl, the money and a free one way ticket to Planet Zorg.

Entry format:

Bike ID. (+): blah, blah (-): blah blah.

Rules:

1. Sarcasm/Cynicism are highly encouraged but NOT in both sections. Thus this entry is not eligible:

K1300S. (+): Like R2-D2 marrying C-P3O. (-): A 747 is faster.

2. Sex/Crime related ratings are encouraged with no restrictions. Here’s an 100% OK entry:

S1000RR. (+): Jack the Ripper. (-) What’s the fuss? Jack cleared only 5 sluts.

3. Metaphors et all are highly encouraged in both sections. Here’s an example:

ZX10R: (+) Apocalypse Now (by FF Coppola). (-) Apocalypto (by M Gipson).

4. Any comment in any format is eligible if the bike in question is a proper Ducati:

916 SPS. (+): everything. (-): nothing.

5. Racism is not encouraged. Thus this entry is not eligible:

RC8R. (+): CROSS Industries (~51%). (-): Bajaj Auto (47%).

[Stanley]

Well; you've lost me pal??

[Bikerhoss]

All Greek to me

[Dai wiskers]

All Greek to me

That be racist i think, that mean's your out

I have been smoking and i can't figure it out

Mine has a roof and a woodburner do i win ?

Can i have some of your smoking material please Peter?

[Bikerhoss]

I have been smoking and i can't figure it out

[nab 301]

Brilliant , if only I had the garage and the intellect to write about it

[el-nicko]

he he?

[Fw190]

peter... have you been on the weed with Angelo?

[The Teutonic Tangerine]

1 Bike
1Ride on lawnmower
Woodworm.

[dave the german]

1Ride on lawnmower

That doesn't earn you a nod from Blackal

[el-nicko]

All Greek to me

he he.

[RoLoo]

I have a great (??) idea (?)

...must be the ouzo...