I was standing in a bar in Singapore, minding
my own business when this little Chinese bloke
comes in and stands next to me.
So I says to him,
“Eer mate, do you know any of those martial arts things,
like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
“No," he sez "why the fook you ask me? Becoz I Chinee?”
“No,” I says to him,
"It’s because you’re drinking fookin my beer, you little shit."
Chinkie!
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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