Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 8:02 pm
Mmmmm..they're nice.
designed by the dutch apparently.....in one of their edam factories.
Either that or aunty Agnes left them too near the fire!
bailey.
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 8:27 pm
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:58 pm
Geez, Harry, they DO have a point. A yellow bike? It's SOOOOO Japanese!Harry wrote:philly.. er ..phillis...well what ever Paul said!
heathens the pair of you.
Harry
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:23 pm
Riding thro Wigan last week when a young pikey - cap on back to front, in his Psuedo custom (read - blathered wreck!) Ford Escort looked straight at me. He then decided to pull out of a minor road right in front of me. 
I Slammed on the anchors and excecuted the perfect front wheel stoppie. I said to him, "It's bright feckin' yellow and the headlights are on - please don't tell me you didn't see me" 
The thing is I was gonna say that yellow is the safest colour- apparently not anymore it's not!
Dave.
I Slammed on the anchors and excecuted the perfect front wheel stoppie. I said to him, "It's bright feckin' yellow and the headlights are on - please don't tell me you didn't see me" The thing is I was gonna say that yellow is the safest colour- apparently not anymore it's not!
Dave.
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:53 pm
He looked and saw a YELLOW bike,thought to himself"cant be that tough if he bought a yellow bike.i'll pull out on him cause he wont do nowt"
Now if you were riding one of satans black steeds it would never happen.Young lad sees black,nothing else except blackness.He's confused bewildered even.Only bad ass muthers ride black bikes right,must belong to some nocturnal biker clan who drink blood and vomit for a laugh.I aint gonna mess with him,he must be one bad mutha!He dont pull out,you continue on your way unhindered.Job done!Stealth mode,the strong silent type.Call it what you will.Come join the dark side,together we can rule the universe.Free can of matt black to first convertie.
gus
Now if you were riding one of satans black steeds it would never happen.Young lad sees black,nothing else except blackness.He's confused bewildered even.Only bad ass muthers ride black bikes right,must belong to some nocturnal biker clan who drink blood and vomit for a laugh.I aint gonna mess with him,he must be one bad mutha!He dont pull out,you continue on your way unhindered.Job done!Stealth mode,the strong silent type.Call it what you will.Come join the dark side,together we can rule the universe.Free can of matt black to first convertie.
gus
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:54 pm
Ah yes...the old "Black Bike Mantra". A lot of people think it's bollox you know? ........... 
Dave.
Dave.
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:57 am
... then he spots the BMW badge... the pipe, poking out from the bad ass mother's crash helmet and the tartan bobble slippers. He thinks: 'I bet that costs a fortune for a service at a franchised dealer, but at least he'll be able to drink complementary coffee while waiting for the bill'...gus wrote: ... Now if you were riding one of satans black steeds it would never happen.Young lad sees black,nothing else except blackness.He's confused bewildered even.Only bad ass muthers ride black bikes right,must belong to some nocturnal biker clan who drink blood and vomit for a laugh.I aint gonna mess with him,he must be one bad mutha!
gus
Perhaps...
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:59 am
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 9:23 am
[quote="Darth_1100S"]Used to go to school with a girl called Styne.....Poor cow, her first name was Phylis 
Dave.[/quote
We had a lad called Hunt whose first name was Isaac.He must have got a bit sick of all us juveniles asking him his name all day.
Dave.
[/quoteWe had a lad called Hunt whose first name was Isaac.He must have got a bit sick of all us juveniles asking him his name all day.
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:23 pm
Dave
Total bollox is the word your looking for me thinks
Paul
Me pipes full of weed or crack,depending what part of brum i'm in.The badge,well it could mean either i'm a off duty bike cop or local drug dealer.Take your pick.As for the slippers,hey they are comfortable you know!
gus
Total bollox is the word your looking for me thinks
Paul
Me pipes full of weed or crack,depending what part of brum i'm in.The badge,well it could mean either i'm a off duty bike cop or local drug dealer.Take your pick.As for the slippers,hey they are comfortable you know!
gus
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:51 pm
Particularly the ones that don't know otherwise, Dave.Darth_1100S wrote:Ah yes...the old "Black Bike Mantra". A lot of people think it's bollox you know? ...........
Dave.
Come to the dark side... you know it's right.
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:48 pm
Gats, if you look at my forum name you'll note that I'm the original instigator of the "Dark Side" The Mandarin bike is just a front to cover my evil activities
Besides..I like yellow Ducky
Takes hand off hip
Dave
Besides..I like yellow Ducky
Takes hand off hip
Dave
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 8:50 am