I've been riding BMW's all my life. Started out as an 18 year old on a BMW R51/3. Moved on to my dad's R100RS when I turned 20, and during my service in the Danish Army I rode the F650 GS.
I've always dreamt of the R1100S, and after 6 months in Iraq, I could finally afford the whopping price of 12.000 pounds for a 99' model with 30.000 km on the clock. (The prices in Denmark are insane. Take the factory price and then add 180%)
I am using it for commuting (I live 350 km away from my home... once a week) and joyriding, and the heated grips are REALLY great on the long trips, and I do really love my R1100S. I took the 350 km trip in pouring rain the other day, and my Rukka outfit kept me dry, while my crappy "waterproof" Frank Thomas gloves, DIDN'T. But the whole trip I just enjoyed my bike.
But every time I hear an unfamiliar sound, state som irregularity in the oil stance, or any other thing that could mean extra expences, I get dissy... Is it just me

I have two questions... What color are the oil in your glass? is it nice and yellow/brown? or is it black?
The other questions, is how often you guys change oil, filters, brakes, and more importantly, how often do you have your bike plugged into the BMW computers?
Kind regards
SVA