The Importance of Concentration

[Merecat]

WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:
Definitely not!

WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married? (pause).........................


HUSBAND:
Of course I do.


WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.


WIFE:
You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:
makes audible groan).

WIFE:
Would you live in our house?


HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.


WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?


WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new


WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?


HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.


WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.


WIFE:
- silence - -

HUSBAND:
F**k

[Man-of-Mystery]

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