An old man was sitting on a bench at the Shopping Arcade when a teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet.
The old man stared. Whenever the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: "What's the matter, old
boy, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied: "Got drunk once and
had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."
Peacock
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old one can be done with a donkey or somthing like that too
but is only funny when ur with all ur friends in a japanese bar
where all the japs are staring at u and think:
Haga magajahh??
not if ur sitting bored behind a computer the whole day
srry
didn't make me laugh -_-
Good luck with being funny
(whaha a little joke from me ain't me funny ma hoom)
but is only funny when ur with all ur friends in a japanese bar
where all the japs are staring at u and think:
Haga magajahh??
not if ur sitting bored behind a computer the whole day
srry
didn't make me laugh -_-
Good luck with being funny
(whaha a little joke from me ain't me funny ma hoom)
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I know everything,
only i forgot it.
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