A young man wanted to buy a Valentine's Day gift for his girlfriend.
They hadn't been going out very long so he thought carefully and remembered
that on their last couple of dates she had complained her hands were
cold. He decided that gloves might be appropriate, not too personal
but, nonetheless, thoughtful.
Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister, he went to Harrods and bought a
stylish pair of cream coloured leather gloves lined with fur. At the
same time, the sister bought a pair of knickers and they both asked for
their purchases to be gift wrapped.
Unfortunately, the shop assistant mixed the items up and the man
unwittingly left with the gift wrapped knickers and the girlfriend's
sister left with the gloves.
The boyfriend, without checking his package, decided to deliver his
present in person, but when he arrived at his girlfriend's house she
wasn't in.
So instead he posted the present through her front door accompanied by the
following note:-
My Darling Valentine, I hope you like these. I chose them because I
noticed you're not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the
evenings.
Had
it not been for your sister, I'd have chosen long ones with white
buttons, but she wears short ones & they're easier to pull off.
I was worried because they're a delicate shade but the shop assistant
showed me the pair she's worn for the past 3 weeks & they're hardly
soiled at all.
So I had her try yours on & 'though a little tight, they looked really
smart. She said that the material helps keep her ring clean & shiny &
as a matter of fact she hasn't had to wash it since wearing them.
I wish you'd been there so I could've put them on for you myself as no
doubt many hands will come in contact with them before I see you again.
Just think how many times I'll hold them in my hand over the coming
year.
When you take them off, remember to blow into them as they will be a
little damp from wearing. I hope you'll wear them for me on Friday
night.
All my love,
Darren
XXXX
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing
Ali
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