Have a very PC Christmas.

[Harry]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.


I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make England great. Not to imply that England is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only England in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Harry.

[POB]

Duly forwarded to everyone I know.

[Me-109]

I can hear it over the shopping arcade tannoys already:

[Noddy H]It's .... an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday!! [/Noddy H]

[Dog Tyred]

Excellent

And a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you......i think

[tripe]

is this why boxertrix doesn't have its Christmas decorations up yet?

[Ade B]

reads like our email disclaimer....

Happy non PC Xmas to all

Ade

[leasky]

Bah Bum-Hug!!!!

[BockingBandit]

Sadly.. with the growth of consumerism,.. people seem to have missed the true meaning of Christmas,.. they have forgotten the fact that we are acutally celebrating the birth of Santa.

[Boxered]

Christmas? ......MY ARSE


Steve

[FLASH]

Sadly.. with the growth of consumerism,.. people seem to have missed the true meaning of Christmas,.. they have forgotten the fact that we are acutally celebrating the birth of Santa.

[Gats]

Happy non-denominational winter holiday to all you northerners. I hope the non-specific holiday figure brings you all the goodies you wished for.

We of the Antipodean persuasion will be having a hot Christmas.

Cheers all.

ps - Harry, nice work.

[throttlemeister]

Now, if y'all don't mind I am going to burn some natural fuel resources and do my share of global warming. F*** political correctness!

Oh, and Merry Christmas to you too!

[twodear]

Well the dust outside was awful...
Then the rain that came, delightful...
But now, rain has exchanged for wind...
Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow

Greetings from the Great Red Center