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Boxered
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Postby Boxered » Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:36 am

Just went to the library to see if they had the new book about blokes who have a tiny penis - the librarian told me "I don't think it's in yet"
"That's the one!" I exclaimed..
Well-weathered leather
Hot metal and oil
The scented country air
Sunlight on chrome
The blur of the landscape
Every nerve aware
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Postby Blackal » Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:20 am

I went to the main library and asked if they had a book on committing suicide?



The librarian replied, "Fcuk off, you won't bring it back! " :shock:


Al :wink:
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works ..... :?
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