Texts

[Blackal]

The TEXT


A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbour:

"Bob, I must apologise and I'm very sorry. I've been riddled with guilt
and I need to clear my conscience and confess: I have been helping
myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I
know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the
guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my apology.

Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom,
and without a word, shoots his wife.

Moments later Bob gets a second text:

"My apologies again, I really should have used spell check! That should have been "wifi”."

[Man-of-Mystery]

I have a similar problem with autocorrect, Al.