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Suicide Counselling

Postby ianbcr » Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:38 pm

A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled,
"If you're about to kill yourself, how about a shag before you go?"
The woman was angry and said,
"No! F*** off you filthy old bastard."
The tramp turned to leave and said,
"No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
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Postby slparry » Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:04 pm

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Re: Suicide Counselling

Postby HerrFlick » Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:42 pm

ianbcr wrote:A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled,
"If you're about to kill yourself, how about a shag before you go?"
The woman was angry and said,
"No! F*** off you filthy old bastard."
The tramp turned to leave and said,
"No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."


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Postby madthemad » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:36 pm

Ianbcr. Are you a member of LPMCC? Just read that one last on the Foz spot. :D
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Postby ianbcr » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:21 pm

[quote="madthemad"]Ianbcr. Are you a member of LPMCC? Just read that one last on the Foz spot. :D[/quote]

Nope. they must be reading our forums. :lol:
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