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Postby madthemad » Wed Sep 03, 2014 7:18 pm

........who put diesel in their tank :( :shock: :evil: :oops:
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Postby Blackal » Wed Sep 03, 2014 7:20 pm

Why'd you go and do a damn fool thing like that? :roll:

I did it once to my Sierra Cosworth...................

A week later there was an ad in the local press for "Diesel conversions for Ford Cosworths - performance with economy"

My cousin - the bastard!

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Postby boxerscott » Wed Sep 03, 2014 8:34 pm

Ha, I seem to recollect that I filled up my Nissan 4x4 with petrol and I mean filled it up, so I decanted it all (default mode for yorkshireman) and filled up our lasses petrol car (5cyl 20 valve vag job).... errr not good either :D
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Postby slparry » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:23 pm

thankfully not me.... :)

this was todays drive ..... wooo hooo :)

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not mine though, my bosses, he just wanted me to run some errands in it, well it would be rude to refuse. Given I've not driven a car in over 12 months it was a bit nerve wracking at first
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Postby Blackal » Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:06 am

That looks awfully like you, Steve..........

Washing that people-carrier in the background........

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Postby slparry » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:11 am

Blackal wrote:That looks awfully like you, Steve..........

Washing that people-carrier in the background........

Al :D



Nah way too "normal" for me :)
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Re: Guess......

Postby JoeyDeacon » Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:43 am

madthemad wrote:........who put diesel in their tank :( :shock: :evil: :oops:


Chris Evans? http://www.express.co.uk/news/showbiz/5 ... -of-petrol
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Postby StrokeB » Thu Sep 04, 2014 11:03 am

We all do it eventually!

When I put petrol in my Diesel Merc, I was tired it was late, dark and the pump pipe was black (which since I usually used Shell I thought meant it diesel), no excuses really!

Filled it full of petrol and managed to drive for 5 miles with it steadily getting rougher......

When Merc came to pick it up (great service) they asked if I had put petrol in and I was so sure I hadn't, I showed him my receipt at which point I was speechless......

Merc quoted £5000 to fix so I went elsewhere and it was cleaned out with a new pump, I think, for a fraction of this, but still an expensive mistake.

Ran lovely afterwards and I have been ever vigilant since.

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Postby Dog Tyred » Thu Sep 04, 2014 11:30 am

Almost did it once but the other way around.

Pulled up at the local station in my brand new VW diesel. Put the nozzle in the hole and clicking away on the trigger...nothing :evil: Clicked the trigger a few more times :evil: :evil: before the garage attendant finally appeared from around the corner of the kiosk (obviously been having a fag or something as it was early so very quiet).

At the same time as he walked into the kiosk to switch on the pump I looked down at the filler to see a bright green handle in my hand :shock:

Thank heavens for smokers that is all I can say. If he had been at the counter when I pulled up I would have had a tank full of unleaded!!

Lucky escape and have been very vigilant since then.

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Postby JoeyDeacon » Thu Sep 04, 2014 11:34 am

StrokeB wrote:Merc quoted £5000 to fix


:shock: Bloody hell.

I did it years ago in a Mk3 Spitfire about half a mile away from where I lived. I had a nagging feeling as I got back in the car and realised in about a nanosecond what I'd done. Got out, disconnected the fuel lines from the carbs and managed to get home on just the petrol that was still remaining. Lucky as I'd just had the engine rebuilt too!
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Postby dave1100s » Thu Sep 04, 2014 11:59 am

Blackal wrote:I did it once to my Sierra Cosworth..................


Now that is a car!! I have a (very rich) mate who bought a white two door new in about 1988 and still has the car........with 18,000 miles on it! Must be worth a fortune, but I don't think he would ever sell it :D
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Postby madthemad » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:13 pm

Bike cut on A30, after an overnight stop in Exeter I was relayed to Ocean BMW in Plymouth where the bike was de-fuelled then refuelled checked over and sent on my way for £37:00. It could have been worse.
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