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IMPORTANT CAPITALS

Postby Blackal » Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:55 pm

Capital Letters?
Who uses them anymore?...A teacher's explanation - short and to the point.
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of using capital letters. For those of you who fall into this category, please take a note of the following statement:

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a Horse

And ....helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Now is everybody clear on that?
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Postby dave1100s » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:16 pm

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Postby wotmeworry » Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:47 pm

The capital H for horse is incorrect
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Postby Boxermed69 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:02 pm

wotmeworry wrote:The capital H for horse is incorrect


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Postby eyore » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:16 am

Well there is no z in capitalisation either........feckin yanks :roll: :wink:
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Postby Blackal » Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:30 am

eyore wrote:Well there is no z in capitalisation either........feckin yanks :roll: :wink:


There's no "e" in Whisky either................

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Postby eyore » Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:33 pm

Blackal wrote:
eyore wrote:Well there is no z in capitalisation either........feckin yanks :roll: :wink:


There's no "e" in Whisky either................

Al :D


I beg to differ, the lovely smooth Irish whiskey we have over here has an e ,can't mention that smokey peat and chimney taste you have in Scotland. :lol:
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Postby Boxered » Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:44 pm

Blackal wrote:


There's no "e" in Whisky either................

Al :D[/quote]

There's no F in whisky ( well not for long in our house) :wink:

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Postby eyore » Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:54 pm

Well buy some effin whiskey so :D
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