Pub Pickup

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ianbcr
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Pub Pickup

Postby ianbcr » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:09 pm

I was in a pub on Saturday night when this really ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said "Give me your number sexy."

I replied "Have you got a pen?"

She smiled and said "Yes"

I replied

"Well you better get back in it, before the farmer notices you're missing."
Your born with a certain amout of heart beats, Dont waste them on exersise. [smilie=rooster.gif]


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Postby bigblackfalco » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:37 am

:lol:
Honda VFR750 FV 1997 Red and dirty, 130K miles.

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