A farmhand....................

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driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss
and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck.
He's still wriggling. What should I do?" "In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the
head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker says okay
and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged
it out and threw it in a bush." "So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped. "The blue light on his motorcycle
is still flashing!"