German motoring terms...

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German motoring terms...

Postby Gromit » Wed May 29, 2013 1:00 pm

An old one (a very old one) but never fails to make me smile.

Glossary of English / German motoring terms:

Indicators--die blinkenleiten tocken tocken,
Bonnet--pullknob und knucklechopper,
Exhaust--spitzenpoppenbangentuben,
Speedometer--der egobooster und linenshooter,
Clutch--die kuplink mit schlippen und shaken,
Puncture--die phaltt mit bludyfukken,
Learner--die twaatten mit elplatz,
Estate car--der bagzerroomfurschagginkinauto,
Parking meter--der tennerpincscher und klockenwerr,
Windscreen wiper--der flippenflappenmuckenschpredder,
Foot brake--der edbangeronvindschreen stoppenquicken,
Gear lever--biggensticken fur kangaroohoppen,
Breathalyser--diepuffitintem fur pistenarsen,
Dipped beam --das dippendontdazzelubastad,
Exhaust fumes--der koffenundschpittpofuter,
Highway code--der wipan fur arsen,
Fog warning--die puttenlegdownen und fukkit,
Traffic jam--die bluddifukkink dammundblast,
Rear seat--der schpringentester,
Tyres--flattfahrts,
Backfire--der lowdenbangenmakkenmejumpen,
Juggernaut--der fukkengrett trukken,
Accident--der blodimess,
Near accident--der fukken near schittenselfen,
Garage--der heiway robberung,
Cyclist--der pedallpushink pilloken

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Postby dave the german » Thu May 30, 2013 12:11 pm

Like it :lol: Although nouns in German have Kapital letters lol

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Postby slparry » Thu May 30, 2013 12:16 pm

dave the german wrote:Like it :lol: Although nouns in German have Kapital letters lol

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is that the same for Blau Noun?

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Postby CC Mac 2 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:25 am

Actually,exhaust is auspuff,the real thing is funny anyway. By the way, nipple is brustwart.
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Postby slparry » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:37 am

I always found some schoolboy humour seeing the exit signs on the autobahn ....

Ausfahrt

Just tickles me .. exit - fahrt :)
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Postby dave the german » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:21 pm

And with a kapital letter Steve :wink:
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