THREE IMPOSSIBILITIES

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THREE IMPOSSIBILITIES

Postby Blackal » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:29 am

1)You can't count your hair.
2)You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3)You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is sticking out.











Put your tongue back in your mouth, you stupid ba5tard :roll:
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Postby Dickl » Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:42 am

I can do number three!
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Postby el-nicko » Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:51 am

Oh no you can't. :lol:
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Postby ianbcr » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:05 pm

[quote="Dickl"]I can do number three![/quote]

thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog. :lol:
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Postby Dickl » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:48 pm

Oh bums! :oops:
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Postby el-nicko » Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:58 pm

ianbcr wrote:
Dickl wrote:I can do number three!


thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog. :lol:


:roll: :roll: :roll: DOH! Ian! I was gonna get Dickl to post a webcam pic of himself proving he could do it. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ianbcr » Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:07 pm

[quote="el-nicko"][quote="ianbcr"][quote="Dickl"]I can do number three![/quote]

thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog. :lol:[/quote]

:roll: :roll: :roll: DOH! Ian! I was gonna get Dickl to post a webcam pic of himself proving he couls do it. :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote]

thats an after dark request aint it nick. :oops:
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Postby el-nicko » Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:19 pm

ianbcr wrote:
el-nicko wrote:
ianbcr wrote:
Dickl wrote:I can do number three!


thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog. :lol:


:roll: :roll: :roll: DOH! Ian! I was gonna get Dickl to post a webcam pic of himself proving he could do it. :lol: :lol: :lol:


thats an after dark request aint it nick. :oops:


:lol:
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