BUFFALO THEORY

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Blackal
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BUFFALO THEORY

Postby Blackal » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:53 pm

The Buffalo Theory by CLIFF CLAVIN


I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm Petersen. Here's how it went:


"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group
keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
:?

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Postby Steve1200S » Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:46 am

:D Seems logical..

So if i want to be more productive at work today......
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Postby simon » Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:06 am

[smilie=guiness.gif]
... true ...
:geek:
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(..a bit more gimpy tho' [smilie=crutch.gif])


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