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leasky
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Postby leasky » Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:29 am

"Tell me when you've come," I panted to my wife as I pumped away.

"1987 and twice in 1993." she said.
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Postby el-nicko » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:04 pm

leasky wrote:"Tell me when you've come," I panted to my wife as I pumped away.

"1987 and twice in 1993." she said.


She says that to all of us mate. Bitch thinks it's funny. :wink:
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.

It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.


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