New Aussie Pickup Line

[Blackal]

New Aussie Pickup Line


A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says,

"You remind me of my little toe"

She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"

He says,

"No. I’ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk."

[South_Oz]

Ill give that a try tonight on the Missus and let ya know how I go.

Dave

[dave1100s]

Ill give that a try tonight on the Missus and let ya know how I go.

Dave

Well, we're waiting

[Stevie]

Ill give that a try tonight on the Missus and let ya know how I go.

Dave

Well, we're waiting

He's still coming round...

[el-nicko]

Ill give that a try tonight on the Missus and let ya know how I go.

Dave

Well, we're waiting

He's still coming round...

. Don't jump to steriotypical conclusions mate. His missus might be a 'Right Little Go-er'.

[South_Oz]

Well im pleased to report "SUCCESS" Worked like a charm. Now its gona take me a week to recover.

Dave

EDIT: From the hangover not the legover. And now I have to repair the coffee table.