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Postby ianbcr » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:54 pm

Two 80 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.
One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives,
and we played football on Sundays together for so many years.
Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must
let me know if there's football there."
Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend
for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.
Shortly after that, Joe passes on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep
by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him,
"Mike, Mike."
"Who is it? Asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Mike, it's me, Joe."
"You're not Joe. Joe just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."
"Joe! Where are you?"
"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad
news."
"Tell me the good news first ," says Mike.
"The good news," Joe says," is that there's football in heaven.
Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too.
Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring
time
and it never rains or snows.
And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired."
That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the
bad news"You're in the team for this Saturday."
Your born with a certain amout of heart beats, Dont waste them on exersise. [smilie=rooster.gif]


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Postby el-nicko » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:56 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.

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Postby Boxermed69 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:00 pm

Very good :lol:
Horizontally opposed, vertically challenged...
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Postby dave1100s » Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:51 pm

:D :D
We don't stop playing because we get old.....we get old because we stop playing!


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