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If it could do the washing up

Postby Dai wiskers » Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:27 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -help.html
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Re: If it could do the washing up

Postby el-nicko » Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:36 pm

Dai wiskers wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206613/Chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html

Now's probably a good time to off-load my Kleenex shares. :lol:
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Postby Dog Tyred » Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:12 am

Awesome. Think I need to get me one of those :lol:

I particularly like the way they made the relevent part pink :D and it plays films too!! I wonder what type of film it plays :?

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Postby Boxermed69 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:49 pm

Dog Tyred wrote:... and it plays films too!! I wonder what type of film it plays :?

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Porn obviously! Y'know, 'On Any Sunday', 'Closer to the Edge', stuff like that... :wink:

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Postby Daveg2812 » Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:37 am

............Silver Dream Racer :lol: :lol:
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Postby Dai wiskers » Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:39 am

I just had a strange thought what happens if you fast forward the film?
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Postby nab 301 » Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:22 pm

Dai wiskers wrote:I just had a strange thought what happens if you fast forward the film?


You reach the closing credits more quickly....
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Postby el-nicko » Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:32 pm

nab 301 wrote:
Dai wiskers wrote:I just had a strange thought what happens if you fast forward the film?


You reach the closing credits more quickly....


Then it wud stop with a jerk. :wink:
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