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Blackal
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New shoes

Postby Blackal » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:28 pm

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves..

The husband says: "No chance love, they're way too expensive"
Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip.
She turns to him and says.

"I don't think so mate- If you're not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell aren't riding it"
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If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
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bigblackfalco
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Postby bigblackfalco » Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:32 pm

:lol: :lol:
Honda VFR750 FV 1997 Red and dirty, 130K miles.

Honda VFR800 Xf Crossrunner 2016 White and dirty, 120K miles.


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