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bricking it
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Postby bricking it » Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:01 am

Out in the park, I saw a girl, she was beautiful,

Our eyes met,

I walked over to her,

Sparks flew,

On the grass, we made love there and then.


I love my new Taser.
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Postby Blackal » Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:28 am

My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker,

Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet. :?
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
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See if that works ..... :?
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Postby Blackal » Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:29 am

My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid.

She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is.....purified? Oh, wait: petrified......

Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars up a tree. :shock:
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Postby el-nicko » Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:39 pm

:lol: :lol: BOOM BOOM!
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.

It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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Postby bricking it » Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:43 pm

Dreadful :D
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Postby dave the german » Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:30 pm

Up to your usual "high" standard Al :lol:
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Postby northern donkey » Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:36 pm

i had sex with a girl with a stutter the other day luckly i finished before she said NO
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Postby Blackal » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:55 pm

My neighbour confronted me yesterday about some items missing from her washing line.




I nearly shit her pants!!
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Postby el-nicko » Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:01 pm

Blackal wrote:My neighbour confronted me yesterday about some items missing from her washing line.




I nearly shit her pants!!
:shock: :oops: :lol:
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.



It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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