Why there are no male agony aunts

[dave the german]

Dear Jim
last week I left for work as normal but having only gone a mile down the road, my car broke down so I walked home again and arriving unexpectedly, I found my 16 year old babysitter handcuffed to the bed in her school uniform with my husband bent over her. I'm devastated - can you help?

Dear Sally
a common cause for this is dirt in the carburettor. Don't let your fuel drop too low in the tank. Hope this helps,
Jim