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Do you give 100%

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:18 am
by Boxered
Subject: Will someone you know go that extra mile.

Giving 100% or going that extra mile.

Some companies want more than 100%, and you know the people who give that extra.

Mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever
wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L -S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S -I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+ 9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard
work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
there,it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:16 pm
by Ian Martin
Very good, and oh so true :lol:

Now being on "garden leave" with nothing better to do, and allowing for my poor math's I make "boxer cup" 99% :!: