Peacock
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:49 am
An old man was sitting on a bench at the Shopping Arcade when a teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet.
The old man stared. Whenever the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: "What's the matter, old
boy, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied: "Got drunk once and
had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."
The old man stared. Whenever the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: "What's the matter, old
boy, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied: "Got drunk once and
had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."