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I bought the wife a new bag and belt for Valentine's.
Now the Hoover works great.

Top man

As a valentine treat, I took my missus out for tea and biscuits today, she wasn't impressed at having to give a pint of blood first though

Steve

I was in our works canteen earlier, on Valentine's Day, and saw a beautiful young woman, who I seen around and knew on a "nodding" basis sitting alone at a table. I thought "why not" and walked over to say tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I joined you?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Blooming 'eck!! Everyone started staring. Naturally, I'm way embarrassed and slink away totally red faced.
After a few minutes, this bird walks over. She smiles and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
I shout, at the top of me lungs, "What do you mean? £100?"

I bought the wife a 200 watt lamp


You should have seen her face light up whe she turned it on

Bob

Why do most women get dressed in white?

Well most household appliances are white.

How to spoil a joke. Should read ..............


Why do most women get married in white?

Because most household appliances are white

Ow! Wife just hit me.