World Women's Conference Highlights...

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World Women's Conference Highlights...

Postby Gromit » Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:51 pm

Another one from the Scottish mob of my family...

At the 2006 World Womans Conference the first speaker from Canada stood up...

At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.

After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing.
But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb.

The crowd cheered.

The second speaker from France stood up:
After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had not only done his own washing but my washing as well.

The crowd cheered.

The third speaker from Glasgow stood up:

Efter last year's conference ah went hame and telt ma man that I widnae dae his cookin, cleanin or shoppin' and that he wid hiftde dae it himsel.
Efter the first day ah saw nuthin'. Efter the second day ah saw nuthin'.
But efter the third day I could see a wee bit oot o ma left eye!

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Postby bigblackfalco » Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:09 pm

It's the way you tell em :lol:
Very good.
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