Onions and Christmas Trees.....
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:08 pm
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers,
"Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s & 30s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 40s to 50s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 60, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s & 30s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 40s and 50s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 60s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
Have a Very Merry Christmas all you Trixters....
Ali
The father, surprised, answers,
"Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s & 30s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 40s to 50s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 60, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s & 30s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 40s and 50s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 60s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
Have a Very Merry Christmas all you Trixters....
Ali