Chicken
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:56 pm
The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c*ck was missing.
He knew about the c*ck fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a c*ck?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c*ck?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c*ck that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY c*ck?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c*ck was missing.
He knew about the c*ck fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a c*ck?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c*ck?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c*ck that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY c*ck?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up