daesh
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:51 pm
A politician, a reporter and a Soldier were captured by Daesh and told they were to be beheaded.
All 3 were offered a last request before the deed was done.
The politician asked that he could hear "the international" one last time.
A recording of the communist anthem was duly found and played out to the teary-eyed leftie.
The reporter requested that he be allowed to address the camera used to record the executions so that he got his face on TV even after he died.
The terrorists agreed to this.
The Soldier simply asked that each of the terrorists present gave him a kick up the arse before he was beheaded.
Bemused, they did as he asked.
As the last extremist boot went in, the Soldier pitched forward, rolled, whipped out the browning 9mm he had concealed in his trousers and started shooting till he ran out of ammo.
Grabbing an AK47 from the dead terrorist, he calmly finished off his would-be executioners before pulling out a Cuban cigar and lighting it from his hot gun barrel.
The amazed reporter and politician thanked the Soldier profusely but were puzzled as to why he had asked for the arse-kicking before he performed his heroics.
"Well", says the Soldier, "when we get back to the UK, I can't have you two stringing me up for an unprovoked attack".
All 3 were offered a last request before the deed was done.
The politician asked that he could hear "the international" one last time.
A recording of the communist anthem was duly found and played out to the teary-eyed leftie.
The reporter requested that he be allowed to address the camera used to record the executions so that he got his face on TV even after he died.
The terrorists agreed to this.
The Soldier simply asked that each of the terrorists present gave him a kick up the arse before he was beheaded.
Bemused, they did as he asked.
As the last extremist boot went in, the Soldier pitched forward, rolled, whipped out the browning 9mm he had concealed in his trousers and started shooting till he ran out of ammo.
Grabbing an AK47 from the dead terrorist, he calmly finished off his would-be executioners before pulling out a Cuban cigar and lighting it from his hot gun barrel.
The amazed reporter and politician thanked the Soldier profusely but were puzzled as to why he had asked for the arse-kicking before he performed his heroics.
"Well", says the Soldier, "when we get back to the UK, I can't have you two stringing me up for an unprovoked attack".
