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Doctor doctor
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:24 am
by The Teutonic Tangerine
"Doctor Doctor I think I am suffering from Kleptomania"- "
You'll have to take something for that"
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm addicted to eye drops" -
"You'll have to see someone about that"
Ok I know they are rubbish but the humour board seems to have been a bit thin lately
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:58 am
by Blackal
BMbler wrote:She's very hospitable, whenever I visit her she always put the kettle on!
Not a tea bag, but kettle on
Eh?
Re: Doctor doctor
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:46 pm
by HerrFlick
The Teutonic Tangerine wrote:"Doctor Doctor I think I am suffering from Kleptomania"- "
You'll have to take something for that""Doctor Doctor I think I'm addicted to eye drops" -
"You'll have to see someone about that" Ok I know they are rubbish but the humour board seems to have been a bit thin lately
Doctor: I think you're addicted to brake fluid.
Patient: No I'm not; I can stop any time I want.
Boom-tish.
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2016 4:27 pm
by Duane
Doctor Doctor, I feel like a bicycle - I think you're too tired.
Doctor Doctor, I don't know if I'm a wigwam or a teepee - I think you're too tense.