The art collectors wife
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 8:14 pm
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to
speak to his client, "Saul, I have some good news and, I have some bad
news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news
first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that
she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of
$15-20 million. I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant
businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad
news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."
speak to his client, "Saul, I have some good news and, I have some bad
news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news
first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that
she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of
$15-20 million. I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant
businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad
news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."